“Little GO! Japs” – Japanese Toys from Italy

July 10, 2009

After walking 2km to the nearest shop to buy some diet coke, I came across this package in the candy-section called “Little GO! Japs”.
Now,  I’m not sure if these people know that “Jap” is considered by some to be a racist slur, but oh well.

It cost me about 15 SEK, the package is well designed, but the fact it’s in the candy-section might confuse children into thinking it’s something edible.

Produced in Spain, made in Italy.
What’s odd is that the “Exit-Toys”-website leads to a page with no information other than a logo for the company.
The “Little-japs”-website doesn’t exist at all.


This was in the package. I have to admit, I kinda like the one red toy to the left, and I’ll probably keep the guys around in my room somewhere.
The silver  card has some stats for a guy I didn’t get with the package, and on the back there’s rules on how to play with your “Japs”.
I really have no idea why there’s stats for every figure though,  they’re useless for when you play.
“Intelligence” is also spelt wrong.
The green card shows all figures available, it has more on the other side too.
In a total there seems to be 32 figures available.

How dull, if these guys had batteries they’d probably be a lot cooler, and I’m pretty sure they’ve confused China with Japan if they’re saying Japan’s air is polluted.
Though the backstory definitely isn’t true, it’s essentially saying that Japanese kids used to play with these kickass toys that had batteries,  but everyone threw them away once they were re-designed without batteries.
You’ve payed for Japanese garbage. Now enjoy.


My Guide to Japanese Music

June 12, 2009

Indie rock

Asian Kung-Fu Generation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHY6s_-rRJE


Acidman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JXmL_0J4sg


Bump of Chicken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxJjsnz0Xng


Chaba

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrHnbvAx3J0


Shugo Tokumaru

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbfLycuhhjI


Suneohair

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEPBzWEzaEg


Visual Kei

9goats black out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXA7REzrXBo


Buck-tick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkLymcP2zMc


Gackt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88FBonM7SnI&fmt=18

Avantgarde

Kanon wakeshima

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWUxZ7LIUss


Kalafina

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clw7y-GnYFM


Electronic

Capsule

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQCxzP0rH9U


Genki Rockets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL2od1AF_Cs


Perfume

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sG_3IiSV_U


Polysics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUbqOcMlD7I


Experimental

Tujiko Noriko

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-ZltnhvEf8


Susumu Hirasawa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDNwXZDcDDo


Alternative Rock

Downy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcTNaFepfd4


Mucc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixS2c1Ac2n0


Plastic Tree

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=330h9VPLhN4


Hard Rock / Metal

Dir en grey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xknLWJhCRVE


Girugamesh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGgOEFix4V4


Galneryus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzAfatAMOQ4

Blood Stain Child

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oi-8xl7uZs

Sound Horizon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmUDnkf1aN8


Punk

Maximum the Hormone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0CWpabTA6U


Rap / Hip-Hop

Orange Range

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdtmcB6TVbo


Rip Slyme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JbnsR7V34U


Acid Jazz

Yasushi Ishii

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j85CnpzC3A


Tokyo Jihen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVijhLo-f70


Pop

Utada Hikaru

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyUE0BU49X0


Flow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pkd-2k-BE8


Halcali

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIBVv492NYo


Round Table

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrriNLdGQBs


Shiina Ringo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkMY5UJHHRY


Pop Rock

The Brilliant Green

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqXMxIebJWc


Karasu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66zegLg8NAo


Syrup16g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxDWBwmv3ek


Mark Muffin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ3l62W17Mk


Beat Crusaders

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oof86scHFho


- Traditional

Yoshida Brothers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RERXiliJfdI


Onii-san!

June 5, 2009

Amathev – Laptop says: (11.34.14)
onii-saan!
Amathev – Laptop says: (11.36.25)
You should get out more, onii-san
Kuroneko says: (11.38.50)
I’m going out later
Kuroneko says: (11.38.56)
to school
Kuroneko says: (11.39.15)
like I do almost every day
Amathev – Laptop says: (11.40.54)
Onii-san! We should do stuff!
Amathev – Laptop says: (11.41.10)
Y’know, go out and eat, or, oo! the carnival!
Kuroneko says: (11.42.47)
so what hentai is this?
Amathev – Laptop says: (11.42.54)
Kimoi, onii-san!
Amathev – Laptop says: (11.43.33)
And that’s not the title of an hentai
Kuroneko says: (11.44.35)
they go to the fireworks/some other festivity, and she suffers from ‘her old complaint’
Amathev – Laptop says: (11.45.00)
;_;
Kuroneko says: (11.45.10)
unf unf unf
Kuroneko says: (11.45.13)
all fixed
Kuroneko says: (11.45.49)
apparently semen is the cure
Amathev – Laptop says: (11.46.16)
I don’t want to play this anymore.


Critique

June 4, 2009

I love critique. Critique helps develop ideas, medicine, technology, and art. Critique is what helps push things into the right, or just the better direction in general. Wether I agree or disagree with critique, it’s what we need to keep things from becoming bland, and bad ideas from becoming accepted by everyone.


Masks

June 3, 2009

I love masks. I’d wear one all the time if it wasn’t socially unacceptable.


Last.fm

June 2, 2009

I feel relieved now that I’m not using Last.fm anymore.
Every time I heard a song I’d feel stressed over how it’s not listed in my statistics, but now I can finally just enjoy music as it’s supposed to be, once again.


How Taro Aso Could’ve Avoided Angering the Chinese

May 4, 2009

It’s been a while now since Taro Aso sent some offerings to the Yasukuni Shrine just before meeting the Chinese leaders, and the whole thing just keeps bugging me.
A lot of Chinese people were upset, and there’s a way he could’ve actually avoided that and still got to send offerings to the shrine.
Aso should’ve sent an offering to the Nanking memorial along with the Yasukini one. Like most extremist right-wingers he might not believe in the tragedies Japanese soldiers commited during WW2, but atleast it would’ve soothed his visit a lot more.

History plays different parts in different countries’ books. Sweden’s go into detail about the European wars and barely mention anything that happened in Asia. China’s go into detail about Nanking and feel the Japanese should do the same, but just as China has battles that are especially important for them, Japan has things different battles more important to them.

I think the Japanese have little feelings left about the war as they’ve recovered and modernized, whereas China still isn’t quite as near.
But nonetheless, leaving an offering at Nanking aswell as Yasukini is something that could show more compassion for the victims of both sides.
Soldiers forced to go to war in the name of an unjust government and the murdered victims.


Daito Manabe

April 4, 2009

I spoke to Daito Manabe over Facebook, and the guy’s awesome.
Apparently he’s coming to Gothenburg to do a DJ-gig and show off his face-stimulus-thing.

Check out his YouTube channel;


God’s unreal reality, and an Atheist’s Guide to Reading the Bible

April 3, 2009

It’s hard for a religious person to answer why God doesn’t appear and just tell everyone what to believe and how to behave. Instead God has his mystical ways, making it seem as if he doesn’t exist at all.
Lets think about that for a second here.
They’re saying that God doesn’t seem to exist, because it’s part of his plan to seem as if he doesn’t exist.
… Doesn’t that speak for itself?

Nothing makes you go from Christian to atheist faster than reading the bible, here’s my guide on reading it.

  1. Don’t call yourself a Christian if you haven’t read the bible.
  2. You can’t interpret some things as symbolic and others as actual events. Decide if the entire book is or isn’t. Either Jesus was symbolic, or we carry sin for eating an apple offered to us by a snake.
  3. Don’t pick and choose, you can’t say how one part is wrong and the other is right. The book isn’t a friggen’ buffé.
  4. Things can’t be “outdated”, it’s the friggen’ book of God, all rules apply.

Tricky Christianity – #2

April 2, 2009

According to the bible those who believe in multiple gods are heathens and will be sent to hell.
Yet they’re never punished by “the one god” for their faith, they’re punished by the ones who believe in ” theone god.”